Ok, Saddam is bitching again about unfairness in his trial. I say we get Judge Judy to preside over his trial.

Judy: You killed thousands of people, you have to take responsibility for that

Saddam: I have done nothing!!

Judy: This polica report says different. In here it says you killed thousands of people. Now who am I going to believe, you or a police report?

Saddam: I have done nothing!

Judy: Sir. it's in the police report, and Shaniqua here was one of your victims!

Shaniqua: That's right. That no good rotten Mother^$^%er, tied me up, hung me from the rafters, and did unspeakable things to me like: **Unspeakable acts of violence beeped out for the viewing audience**

Shaniqua: And then hit lit my G&# D@#$ hair on fire. Mother&%%er. What the %$#%$ was that!

Shaniqua: bitch!

...tbc