Brewery Tours:

Ever think that the guy who does the brewery tour has got it made? I mean, here's a guy who is paid to promote (perhaps even drink) beer while he's on the job! You know the first tour at 8:00 AM has got to suck compared to the one at 2:30 PM, when the guide has mellowed to the point of saying "screw the tour! We're just going to jump straight into the vats and swim around for a while, drink your fill! Remember to remove your keys and any other valuables before plunging in...Oh, and don't leap into a pool of stout, it'll give ye a rash something serious!"

Let's goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...